24 May 2007

Walking Your Way to a Better Vagina

Topping the list of protest efforts that can only have unemployed (or extremely dedicated) participants is the March of the People. The June 21st march begins at Union Park in Chicago and will stretch all the way to Washington, D.C. over a long period of time. I recommend that all participants run, not walk through Gary, Ind.

Possibly the only story that could follow a story of a cross country protest march is a story about the steady increase in the number of cosmetic labia (or "designer vagina") surgeries. It is unclear what this says about the
vanity level of the United States. The only thing that is clear is that this may not be the last time I read or hear the word vaginoplasty.

I'll end with a little bit of word play. LeBron James is the opposite
of clutch. That is all.

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