Crazy News

If nothing else, at least there is time for weird news updates. The L.A. Times used its editorial page to criticize Barack Obama's performance...as a MySpace friend. Apparently he is nothing better than a friend collector. However, Obama's virtual shortcomings are nothing when compared to the Washington lawyer who filed a $65 million law suit against his dry cleaner for losing a pair of pants. I hope these were some seriously significant pants in some sort of historical context, because most of Barney's department store men's wear clocks in about $64.9 million dollars less than this legal bandit is looking for.