Fighting with Hair Bands and Fucking with Soccer Stars

There is great goofy news to post today. If the above video of Dee Snider in tight pink pants fighting a street hood in some undisclosed location doesn't get you motivated, nothing will. (I heard about it on Stern today...it is hilarious!)

In the too funny to fabricate category, German soccer stars Michael Ballack and Oliver Kahn won a lawsuit against a German sex shop chain for using their names on a series of vibrators. I find soccer tremendously boring to watch, but if there were a couple of vibrators involved, I might pay attention for a minute.

Finally, the giant windbag Jerry Falwell finally ran out of gas. The founder of the Moral Majority and an icon of the religious right in the United States died today at the age 73. Analysts believe Falwell is going to heaven as his legacy of church-first bible-thumpers that elected George W. Bush President will be left behind here on Earth as Falwell speeds along to the afterlife.